Monday, March 31, 2008

Wow!

This is amazing!

I mean, I always knew I should've tried to get famous, but as a guy with no impressive breasts or a morally casual attitude, I've never been backstage at a huge show and seen what stars are privvy. too. Apparently, The Smoking Gun has found out.

My particular favorite was Pavoratti, I think, with the rider of "no distinct smells." Amazing.

What's your favorite?

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Ahem. As someone who has horrible allergy attacks, you should understand THAT one. Good Grief!

ginonymous said...

while i'm proud of ashlee simpson for keeping it within the realm of realistic, even with a hint of humor ("a jar of your finest grape jelly"), i wonder why she didn't ask for .. i don't know, a sense of timing.

Kurt Michael Brundage said...

Ha, remind me to show you my copy of Vanilla Ice's Rider. It's quite interesting as well...